there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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