I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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