and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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