She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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