I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I still have a little drunk in my system
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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