You work out of a Hotel?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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