There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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