my vag is so smooth its legendary
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
