but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Can you bring me the toilet please
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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