Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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