We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize