So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Michael Bay diarrhea
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
