This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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