Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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