you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
