I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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