why didn't you poke me back
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I have fence marks all over my body
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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