Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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