3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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