I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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