Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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