i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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