You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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