Can Purell be used as lube?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Farmville is her only friend.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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