I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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