Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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