We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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