community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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