I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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