K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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