Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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