Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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