Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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