yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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