All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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