Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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