I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I have feelings that need drinking.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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