Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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