IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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