i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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