shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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