So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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