I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize