yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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