Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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