I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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