Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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