i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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