Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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