Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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