I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
And then my night got REAL pukey
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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