you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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