Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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