you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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