what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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